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The ABC for Weirdo – Something you never think that they can mean for this

A for Aggression

  1. An act of self defense that definitely will hurt the other party
  2. An act of protection that definitely will hurt the other party

B for Bastard

  1. Someone you hate very much
  2. Someone you will laugh at when he/she gets bad luck
  3. Someone who can do what you think is impossible

Also

B for Battlefield

  1. A place which is quite normal (or does not exist anymore) by now, but can let your imagination goes wild
  2. A place that two groups of armed personnel killed each other without a reason (probably a long time ago)
  3. A place where ridiculous things can happen

C for Cemetery

A place where you can find tons of stories and surprising facts (if you do not disturb the dead)

D for Democracy

  1. An ideology that suggests that people can make their choice but cannot do so in some occasion
  2. A method for a nut head to lead his country
  3. An excuse for people to create chaos

E for Equality

  1. One of the words that was promoted during the French Revolution
  2. The idea that promote people from different background, race, education, occupation etc. are the same but is not in real
  3. One of the ideals that can never come true on earth

F for Fraternity

  1. One of the words that was promoted during the French Revolution
  2. The idea that promote people from different background, race, education, occupation etc. can love each other but is not in real

Also

F for Freedom

  1. The idea that promote people do not have any bound or limitation of doing any rightful things they want but is not in real
  2. One of the ideals that you do not know if it is exist or not!

G for Grave

A plot at the cemetery that is occupied by someone you never know but you may feel interest to know

H for Headstone

  1. A piece of art that the owner does not aware of
  2. A piece of stone that may provide information for your next story

I for Idiot

A person who think he/she is smart but is extremely stupid in real

J for Joker

A person who think his/her jokes are funny but are not in real

K for Kidult

  1. A person whose age is over the legitimate age but do not think like a normal adult
  2. A person whose age is over the legitimate age, with an unsuccessful career at either work or school, and always underestimate by others due to those f**king stupid standard.
  3. A person who have childlike heart and can do things that others think is impossible
  4. A person within the eyes of his/her mother

L for Liberty

  1. One of the words that was promoted during the French Revolution
  2. One of the words that the American always talk about and proud of
  3. An excuse for United States of America to do the world policing

M for Mask

  1. A piece of gear that create terror
  2. A seed of idea that cover who you really are
  3. A seed of idea that cover what you want to cover
  4. A kind of appearance that cover what you really feel

Also

M for Mythology

  1. A field of knowledge that a writer must not avoid
  2. A serial of stories that provide you the names of stars and horoscope

N for Normal

  1. A word that is always used by totalitarianism government when something worse happens but they do not want their people to know
  2. A word that is always used by the government headed by an idiot when he/she screws up something serious
  3. A word that is always used by people with extreme bias when they find out a child with talent and try to label them as abnormal.

O for Obey

  1. A method of assimilation
  2. A method of destroying uniqueness within a person
  3. A method of rejecting creativity

P for Peace

  1. The final production of war
  2. A makeup for chaos within whatever relationship

Q for Quip

  1. The highest level in the art of speech
  2. Words that the stubborn do not want to listen
  3. Words that the idiot will laugh at due to the funniest. But they do not know that those are about them
  4. Words that can get yourself killed

R for Relative

  1. A person in either genders that has some blood link with you, that you just only meet during some family function, such as Thanksgiving day, Christmas dinner, New Year etc, but you rarely know him/her
  2. A person in either genders that has some blood link with you but you barely think he/she is emotionally related to you
  3. A person in either genders that has same blood link with you, but he/she will not think that you are his/her relative most of the time
  4. A person in either genders that has same blood link with you, but he/she will not give you a damn (and so can you!)

S for Shit

  1. Promises from politicians when they beg for your vote
  2. Policies by the idiots who take charge of the government
  3. Some opinion on politics by some idiots
  4. Comments for life by an adult that does not understand what a teenagers go through, who also does not give a damn to make the other party’s life better.

T for Tease

  1. A tool for psychosocial self defense
  2. A method of destroying enemy
  3. A tool for murder

U for Uniform

  1. A set of clothes that you are forced to wear at certain occasion
  2. A set of clothes that you may feel proud of
  3. A set of clothes that makes you stand out from the crowd
  4. Goodies for some kind of twisted personnel

V for Veteran

A senior person that usually with a bunch of medals on their coat and can (usually willingly) provide you many interesting story to listen

W for War

  1. A method to settle matters between countries
  2. A method of decreasing population
  3. An act of making peace
  4. A tool for dictator to distract people from their problem
  5. A catalyst of history
  6. A method of making a man out of boy
  7. An ingredient for creating ridiculous scene

X for Xenophobe

The response of a coward towards people that is different from him/her

Y for Youth

  1. A stage of ideals (when you are looking forward of the stage)
  2. A stage of disappointment (when you are looking back)
  3. A stage of bewilder and craziness
  4. A stage of possibilities

Z for Zealot

  1. A person who is too focus on one matter that he/she cannot see matters from outside
  2. A person who is usually stubborn on his view or belief so much that he/she cannot accept one word from another mouth, ideology, religion etc., even he/she cannot accept the fact that society is changing from time to time
  3. Alternative word for nut head

作者:

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